I got this from Amber's blog. What you do is Google "your name needs..." and see what comes up on Google. Here's what came up for me:
1. Stephanie needs some help look at those pants! (Some days this may be truer than I like. I seem to always have a lingering memento from my child on them.)
2. Stephanie needs Midol. (Well if I needed Midol this could be a good thing. It would mean that I am experiencing the short break between nursing and being pregnant)
3. Stephanie needs a committed, permanent family to meet her needs today and in the future. (Okay I think I can cross this one off my list :)).
4. Stephanie needs rhinoplasty surgery. (Hmmm...not so much. But there might be a couple of other surgeries that I wouldn't mind having!)
5. Stephanie needs a strong manly shoulder to lean on. (Phew...I already have that one too.)
6. Stephanie needs a sound proofed home to protect her. (Not sure shy anyone would need this)
7. Stephanie needs to stand out and attract some votes. (I already dropped out of the race for mother of the year so I am not sure what I am running for).
8. Stephanie needs to learn some new wisecracks and her characters need some new idiosyncrasies. (Dave would disagree. He thinks I am sassy enough. Although a few more idiosyncrasies never hurt anyone!)
9. Stephanie needs 37 tiles to tile her bathroom. If she can buy tiles in packs of 5, how many packs will she need?
Stephanie needs 8 packs. She will have 3 extra tiles left. (Now that I know this my endless nights are over)
10. Stephanie needs all the help she can get as she goes up against the snakes, spiders, giant rabbits and bears; never mind the vicious and vindictive Eddie. (Not sure who Eddie is, but it is true about the snakes, spider and giant rabbits and bears).
Have fun Googling if you try this too!
I laughed pretty hard at what was out there.