2. Yell at your kids while your innocent one-year-old stands by with sad eyes as his brothers are being yelled at.
3. Say something stupid like "If you do that one more time -insert idle and ridiculous threat here-
4. Banish your children to their room (which is locked) until they can get along for 20 minutes without fighting and have something nice to say about each other.
Check, check, check and check. Today I am officially a crappy mom! Hopefully a chapter or two refresher course in of "The Soft Spoke Parent" and "Christlike Parenting" will help increase my guilt exponentially so that I will go and try to be a better mom for the rest of the day. I love being a mom, I just wish it wasn't so hard sometimes...
Happy Parenting Everyone!